Why does it take longer to grade AP exams remotely than in KC?

Cat sits on computer.

Dog barks to go out.

Cat demands breakfast.

Touch screen is slow.

Other dog becomes angry at cat for eyeing her bone.

Computer connects to wrong wireless router.

Cat barfs on kitchen floor.

Child demands lunch.

During the reading in Kansas City, the biggest distraction is trying to find the rare peanut M&Ms in the candy bowl.

A more interesting post - inspired by conversations in KC - will follow shortly.  :-)